Compositor: Bruce Springsteen
Two kids get married, same old thing 
Folks congratulate you, church bells ring 
Who's got the ring, who's gonna pay the priest 
Get your name in the paper, picture or two at least 
And at the reception all the old records play 
"Where you gonna live, are you gonna taker her away?" 
In a corner my new nephew's showin' me his knife 
You swore that you'd love her for the rest of your life 
Went to kiss you at the altar we bumped heads 
Honeymoon night we figured we best shake on it instead 
Dressed kinda funny, laughin' we hop in bed 
You can wear it on your feet, you can swear it on your head 
Come mornin' my new famlily's sitting on the front porch swing 
Smilin' kinda funny, nobody says a thing 
My new brother-in-law's throwin' a football, he tosses me a pass 
We all sit down on the front stoop, everybody happy at last
